sorcerer’s/philosopher’s stone: james and lily die off camera. sirius is arrested off camera. peter is a dick off camera. remus is alone off camera. 0/10
chamber of secrets: no mention whatsover lmao wtf??? -10/10
prisoner of azkaban: the bible. beautiful writing. excellent scene-setting. “embraced black like a brother.” “we’ll see each other again you are truly your father’s son harry.” really quite something. 100/10
goblet of fire: remus is entirely absent. sirius is at his literal best as a parent figure. peter is a dick, this time on camera. overall, 7/10
order of the phoenix: remus, whether reluctantly or not, joins the union of Adults Denying Traumatized Harry Any Answers. however, remus is again present. lots of sirius’s tragic backstory, but this coincides with sirius at his literal worst as a parent figure. lots of info in snape’s worst memory, but nobody but lily is at their best in that scene. peter is a dick off camera. also sirius dies, which kind of sucks. overall 6/10
half-blood prince: remus is having a terrible time, but ultimately finds love (however much of a shoehorn that is). several missed opportunities to bond with harry through grief, though. peter is a dick off camera. 5/10
Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar
On this aesthetic I will build my church and all the powers of hell will not conquer it
Coyote Peterson met a young ocelot in the jungle. This ocelittle frequents tourist trails in a wildlife park, and so it’s accustomed to people and doesn’t see them as a threat.
